Posts Tagged ‘einstein’

MONA LISA’S JEWISH MOTHER: “After all the money your father and I spent on braces, you call this a smile?” CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS’ JEWISH MOTHER: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you didn’t call, you didn’t write.” MICHELANGELO’S JEWISH MOTHER: “A ceiling you paint? Not good enough for you the walls, like the other children? Do […]